It's important in college to note the distinction between "due Friday" and "do Friday."

just calculated that one chocolate mini-donut, three of which weigh 50g and confer 220 kcal of energy, would have to be going about 7839 mph for U_k = U_chem.

Don't let anyone tell you otherwise, riding your bike in a heavy rain is fun.

basically removed all applications that end in a question mark.

just went to the OSU bookstore to get a new pen. On one of the test pads it had phrases like "Assemble like in figure 1" and "Perform distillation."

Apparently the boys and girl's bathroom's radios are tuned to the same station. It's surreal to hear a song start in one end and be continued at the other one.