Somehow Facebook managed to turn my wall post into a status; significantly less fun when it happens to you.

is amazed and thankful for how much vector calc Mr. Warner was able to sneak into AP Calc.

guesses that the floor 6 soap dispenser isn't even trying now; there isn't even a bag in there now.

totally just caught his former AP Psych book being referenced in his current Health book.

is officially headed back to Corvallis.

is officially heading home.

Well, there goes my dream of not waking up early every day. At least now I get to wake up to Organic Chemistry 3 days a week.

just learned that "unfriend" is a real word now.

"Flyting in 15th-and 16th-century Scotland is analogous to a modern-day rap competition during which rappers improvise clever disses... against their opponents"

Ah, integration by parts, my old friend. How I have not missed you.

Today I was faced with the choice between chicken fried steak and chicken fried chicken. I was honestly fazed for a second.

beat Gunstar Heroes today with Kevin Harper.

became a fan of "Not Playing Farmville." And seven seconds later, my roomate chastised me for it.

can never quite understand why my laptop will try to pick up the small whiff of wifi from the lobby five floors down rather than the wireless router in my room.

"a rhinoceros does not change back and forth between the two forms, looking like a unicorn one instant and a dragon the next." p.292 Bruice Organic Chemistry

Well hey, guess whose Vector Calc class finally has an entry on Blackboard.

You know something's up when I start liking my scientific calculator better than my TI-89. Intuitive fractions go a long way.

Really Math book? The answer is sqrt(52)?

It sounds like Google Voice finally lets you keep your old phone number. And none too soon; my voicemail is dangerously close to being full.

just tricked Google Docs into doing what he wanted. Life is good.

Or you could not mess with my interface, Facebook.

was not expecting Los Straitjackets to have a cover of "Sing, Sing, Sing", but now that I think about it, it makes perfect sense.

bets that Saran will read this status.

It sounds like all the heaters on my floor got together and started a band.

Why must all forum threads devolve into flame wars? Or, in an alternate interpretation, why did the Romans invent flame wars?

hates to admit that Shiny Toy Guns' cover of "Burnin' for You," while a complete bastardization of the original, is pretty catchy in places.

currently has his dorm room's window open and heater on. Score one for equilibrium.

The McNary Hall Council Presidency race just heated up: now there are two people running.

If someone's acting weird and they say it's for an experiment, don't believe them because if it really was for an experiment, they couldn't tell you it was.

Graph z=sqrt(y)/x^2; it makes a double shark fin.

just got back from Shari's. Early morning breakfast or very late dinner; you decide.

was playing a game of Nertz (like speed solitaire) where he was down to the terrible score of -36 yet still managed to win.

No one's in the lounge, and most of the washers and driers are open. Where the heck is everyone?

If you wake up early, then you get to use the awesome shower with the little shelf.

CRC? More like backpack destroyer III!

Don't you ever wonder what your college teachers would be like if they met their highschool counterparts? I want a Warner-Pohjanpelto crossover.

Dang, campus sure is dead at 8pm.

just checked Woot at just about the eariest time possible. Too bad it's just a portable mixer.

totally had a TA who blended into the crowd and popped out when class started. Undercover TA!

First day of classes! ...Which would be a lot more impressive if we weren't the second to last school to start classes.

guesses that resisting the temptation of Woot shirts is a lot easier when shirt.woot is down.

(More or less) has free Wolfram Mathematica thanks to OSU. Is currently testing it out.

Awesome discovery of the day: Band-aids glow when you peel them in the dark.

Holy crap, I was unpeeling a breathe right strip thing (like the thing band-aids come in) and the freshly peeled parts glowed.

is at OSU, where even the sprinklers have little orange caps.

Just took a shower. On the wall there was a Post-it note with the word "caulk" on it. Nice to know even the bathroom humor of McNary is something else.

Today, I moved into OSU. Tomorrow, I unpack.

Being a comments fan, I experience the devastation firsthand. At least now I know which of my friends would open a suspicious looking video.

leaves for OSU tomorrow. Now you don't get to keep asking me when I leave for college.

The webpage at http://www.facebook.com/home.php might be temporarily down or it may have moved permanently to a new web address.

Costco Pizza tonight, Helvetia Tavern tomorrow, and Jambalaya Saturday... I might just get my freshman 15 before I even show up at OSU.

That's some impressive rain outside.

is at the end of an grueling hike and at the top of a mountain; the only place in camp with cell service.

is off camping until Wednesday. Your Facebook statuses are now safe.

totally just caught a kid banging out the opening notes to the Harry Potter theme on an electronic keyboard at Costco.

loves TV Tropes.

It's no coincedence that Merrian-Webster's word for today is "ennead."

officially recieved the "National AP Scholar Award."

It's finally happening: I get to see my late waking brother scramble to get ready in time for high school.

"Slippy's not such a screw-up after all."

Nothing like a nice, wet bike ride.

Now wonder the cartridges on the Nomad look crooked: the top of the system is slanted.

The secret to racing games: Don't accelerate through turns.

finally has a Sega Nomad.

"Beryllium and its compounds should not be tasted to verify the sweetish nature of beryllium." -CRC

(Obviously CG model of NaCl) "Ignore the sticks holding the balls together; they are there only to keep the model from falling apart." I will like this book.

just realized that CTRL+ALT+DELETE no longer goes to the task manager. Windows Vista is killing me with all the little things.

Today, my friend introduced me to MLIA. I haven't stopped reading them long enough to thank her yet. MLIA.

Who knew Genesis games were so small?

At least Vista's Solitaire is better than XP's Solitaire...

The state fair was mostly bleh except for a psychadelic Pink Floyd laser light show.

is off to the Oregon State Fair.

Finally, my frigging laptop got here. And the worst part is, I'm going to be too busy to enjoy it right away. Ironic after a summer of nothing.

The Bad: I lost a roommate that I actually knew beforehand The Ironic: I got a new one that I know better.

has previously only used Ebay's "Buy it Now" feature, and is now actually bidding on an item. I'm surprised I haven't broken into a cold sweat yet.

Hey readers, I've got a debt to pay, so let's quit our yapping, and get this novel underway.

is biking early in the morning... It's like the whole world is abandoned.

We found it. It was unimpressive.

is in search of a mystical middle eastern (plus or minus half a continent) festival for dinner.

is the proud new owner of a Sega Game Gear.

just realized he has a scar on the left side of his forehead and has no idea how he got it.

Do I find an ideal and strive towards it, or do I find myself and strive to make that the ideal?

Oh boy, my Chalculus book came today. Let's see if I can learn the unit circle for a sixth time.

Today it's Business as Usual.

just finished his "quick" review of the AP Chem book.

just got back from the Hanford nuclear reactor tour. Two five hour drives and a five hour tour was a bit much, but the reactor is cool to see.

's order of "Message in a Box: The Complete Recordings" came in the mail today. It's going to be a good 5 hours.

Holy cow, I just heard a tree or something fall down. Also, still raining!

Ah, still raining.

It's raining!

is markedly subtle.

, due to a crappy wireless card, is going to be off of AIM until his new laptop arrives.

AP credit is finally on the OSU unofficial transcript! 63 college credits makes Connor a happy boy.

now has a fridge for college. And thankfully, the Brita water filter fits.

Sorry everyone I was chatting with, but my internet cut out and never really came back.

Who would win in a fight; Connor Smith or Amy Tang? http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=126506168707

just set the Twitterfall search to "the" and is watching the tweets. Surreal.

just looked at the all-time win/loss percentages of NFL teams and realized that even the best only win 57.8% of the time.

Does Skype make a little noise when you close it or did I just freak out and imagine something just now?

has a look of confusion reserved for people who manage to rhyme "aluminum" with "condominium."

Everytime I go into a store and see they sell the TI-89 but not the Inspire, I mentally cheer and do a little fist pump.

My half-birthday in 10 days! Use Wolfram Alpha to compute your half-birthday by entering "(your birthday) + 6 months".

Wolfram Alpha says it's 82 degrees right now. Fudge you, heatwave! We've won!

just saw a sticker on someone's car that said "Portland Community College." Celebrate your alma matter, I suppose.

is furthering his knowledge of keyboard shortcuts.

just saw a sticker on someone's car that said "Portland Community College." Celebrate your alma matter, I suppose.

Three days in a row of glorious Costco pesto. Too bad it has all come to a terrible end.

just finished reading "The Brothers Karamazov."

Is it me or is Google Chrome recommending new sites to me?

Randomly woke up at 2 in the morning. And doesn't even have a Lit essay this time.

is going to call it a night. And by "call it a night," I mean read until I pass out.

is finally registered for all the classes he wants to take.

is considering the logistics behind sending his past self a message.

Facebook made the "comment status" button look like the wallpost button. So now everytime I wallpost, it's like I'm commenting on your wall.

is spending way more time than anyone ever should on Everything2.

"It may be summertime, but it's still Fallout!" Good one, Gametap.

just finished playing with his new FlipFold. Amazing product.

is back to boring not-at-college life.

is probably sleeping off all that START fun. More details to be leaked later.

is sleeping off all that START fun.

will be in Corvallis (OSU) today and tomorrow for START, colloquially known as "signing up for classes."

got a new pillow and equally awesome pillowcase. Sleepytimes await.

"Swine flu now present at OSU, Benton Co.; take precautions to stay well." Oh boy, am I ready for START!

imagined the sun shining in his face as he woke up. But then he opened his eyes and it was dark.

Anyone know of a madcap 30-minute long-running comedy series to the tune of Red Dwarf that's availible on Netflix Watch Instantly?

Wikipedia Article of the Day, you're so funny.

's copy of Chemisty The Central Science 10th Edition finally came in the mail today!

Forget AP tests! I just got my usb to midi cable and it works perfectly!

Well, AP test scores came. Aside from a 4 in Lang and a 3 in Lit, straight 5's.

just changed his e-mail to ****@*****.*** .

Ittttttttt's Tomorrow!

Q: What's the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? A: Mechanical engineers build weapons, civil engineers build targets. (Everything2)

just leisurely answered the SAT question of the day. Have fun with the SAT, former sophomores!

upgraded to Dev version of Google Chrome and the Facebook freeze-ups are gone.

Todo
Make list of stuff to bring to college

is off to take pictures of the world. Well, at least my world.

Man, if I knew installing the latest of version of flash was that easy, I wouldn't have put it off for however long I did.

just heard about Google Voice (Google provided voicemail). After the veritable villany of Verizon voicemail, anything's better.

Why are ALL electronic device chargers black? Why can't we get something like tangerine, teal, or teak?

finished Candide. Say what you will about it, but it is a remarkably speedy read.

feels like reading Candide. In English, of course.

picked up his original Gameboy Advance, and it felt weird.

"In an apt and oft-quoted phrase, lead singer Chuck D. referred to rap as 'CNN for black people.'" And this is from the same Harvard Dictionary of Music that refers to the Sex Pistols as "an English quartet."

I love you, status updates tab. I really do.

Uploading entire years worth of photos onto Flickr is harder than you might think.

is now locked and loaded with a credit card in his name.

just checked his grades, and he has a weighted 4.71 . Of course, THIS was the semester grades don't matter.

is catching up on a week's worth of status updates. Beware! Not even yours is safe!

is headed home from Idaho. ETA: 10pm

is still in Idaho.

Hey all you Rock Creek kids, remember Skateworld?

had an urge last night to update his Facebook status in his dream. What IF we could do that?

has officially left for an Idaho vacation for a week.

What do you know, Grad Night REALLY DOES last until 5...

The quietest people tend to have the loudest minds.

What's this!? Facebook to offer usernames!? "Myfacebook" was a joke, not a legitimate business strategy!

"Due to another recent Facebook outage, recent quiz results may not have been saved to your profile properly." Oh, the humanity!

is hoping that going to bed at 6 works on sickness as well as it works on homework.

just had the most intense dream I've had for a while. Fever dreams...

lied on his bed today and thought about all the homework he will never ever have to do ever. Then he fell asleep.

is thinking of taking up reading now that school's done.

The motion sensing paper towel dispenser is a pinnacle of modern technology, and yet I still have to push manual override.

just cleaned out his locker. Goodbye Westview, it's been fun.

Oh man! Wolfram Alpha knows the answer to life! http://www64.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=answer+to+life

What if this is all a dream, and the genie is like, "Just kidding, Connor, you're actually a junior. One more year for you!"

will study calc tomorrow. But we all know that means in 2 hours.

696 visitors in a 1 month period. Not too bad if I do say so myself.

just threw out all the crap colleges sent me.

As my mom pointed out today, today's the only day I wore a (suit) jacket to school all year, and it's the hottest day all year.

Guess which two Indians just lost posting to my wall priveleges!

feels sleepy and will either nap for 7 hours or 3 hours. Ah, the joys of napping.

is finally done with the smelly Euro essay.

3 and a half hours to sunset; let's make them count.

Who has glass number 3 in AP Chalculus? At least, I thought it was number 3...

Why is it light at 5:36 am? Everything is wrong.

Did you know that Woot.com's domain name is owned by Amazon.com? http://www34.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=woot.com

Thinks it's likely that if you Google search for "ufo's", then the first image is from my blog.

The Triple Whopper with Cheese isn't in Wolfram Alpha!? Sacrilege! (sidenote; double and regular whoppers are)

Wolfram Alpha can now analyze SAT scores! Come on, you know you want to.

Ah, the subtle joys of researching for a research paper.

My mom didn't call me to dinner because she probably thought I was napping. Should I be proud of this?

What's Mr. Warner's favorite sandwich? Cosine sandwich! cosine sine sine sine cosine! Rho theta phi! Rho theta phi! Rho phi! Spherical coordinates unite!

I am tired. I think I will take a nap.

is going to sleep at a normal time for the first time in too long.

finally got workable answers for his wine glass project.

Oh the irony! The one time I can actually make good use of Wolfram Alpha, and my internet is down.

is working on his Calculus Project. Follow along at http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dcn9szdt_216gzv54dgg

wonders how many of his friends actually know what jumbalaya is.

Knows it is way more fun to try to get 0% on friend's quizzes.

thinks that movies are easy to start but hard to finish while books are hard to start but easy to finish.

just achieved the holy grail of naps by going to sleep at 7 and waking up at 2. The catch being, now my sleep schedule is totally off.

guessed his bank username and password on the last possible try. It's Webassign all over again.

's Harvard Dictionary of Music Fourth Edition just arrived!

can't make up his mind if today is Monday or Friday.

I put it on the pithy pot / and watched it burn in smoky rot

6 hour nap! Woo hoo!

Did anyone notice that Facebook changed how it tells you about new notifications?

Hello Facebook, what a nice notification indicator you have there.

Ah, AP Physics. Finally, an AP test whose free response doesn't involve stringing more than ten words together.

Yo dawg, I heard yo dawg was lame, so I put yo dawg on a dawg so yo dawg's dawg can walk yo dawg, dawg.

is "enjoying" a Mother's Day with his family as they slowly meander to the rhodendendrum garden.

"We are on a great adventure together." That we are, Barron's AP Physics B study guide, that we are.

"What's your Key Signature?" The only quiz on Facebook where 6 different people can get 5 different responses.

Facebook finally has a Statuses Feed! I love Facebook again!

Press the up arrow twice, the down arrow twice then the left then the right then the left then the right then B then A then press Enter.

↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A Enter

Awww... Connor still has his AP ticket for AP Psych sophomore year...

Oh noes! Account closed for maintenance! Well, I guess it's a sign to study for AP Lit. Or just a sign to get off Facebook.

Just realized there's little difference between heart-warMing and heart-warNing.

is going to practice the most important thing for AP testing; falling asleep the night before.

Just calculated that he's probably got the 40k hour requirement to be pro at sleeping. Ironically, as he has trouble falling asleep.

"But Pakistan has one invaluable asset that is not quoted on its balance-sheet. It scares the rest of the world." -The Economist

Finally made those crepes, even though I used the flour that sat out for a few days. Hey, don't look at me like that, they were good.

Has 69 notifications... I smell Saran...

My laptop was seconds from getting task manager to not respond... I wonder how much USB hard drives are on Ebay.

finds it funny that World History becomes European History in the 1800's.

was going to make some crepes. Thought I didn't have flour, turns out I didn't have eggs.

Well, I guess it's finally time to crack open those AP study guides...

Guesses he shouldn't be surprised that SPAM Turkey tastes like regular SPAM.

Almost didn't take his copy of Crime and Punishment to school today for the in-class essay.

Well what do you know, AP tests ARE next week...

does not like that Friends For Sale changes your status message. Way to betray me; where's your sense of loyalty, you stupid application?

is determined to get further in intense mode in Pokemon Puzzle Challenge. ...I mean, study Calc.

Tried to take a picture of his computer's clock at 3:14, but then it changed to 3:15...

It's not failing, it's suceeding in a different way.

is going to take advantage of all the Discovery Channel programming on Netflix Watch Instantly.

I guess the Blazers had a nice little win there.

is zoned out and watching the Blazer's game for lack of something else to do.

Just realized that the AP Music Theory piece he analyzed the other day was also the first full classical guitar song he played. Invention No. 4 by J. S. Bach.

Just found his "I'm Made of Meat" shirt! Oh "I'm Made of Meat" shirt, how long it's been! And think of all the people you'll meet tomorrow!

may have a teeny desire to reread Crime and Punishment.

Homework, or play Pokemon Puzzle League all night? Ah, the choices in life.

is beta testing Trillian Astra.

Reminds all his friends

Reminds all his friends that you can disable wall posts on everyone's news feed by
>Settings (at the top of the page)
>Privacy
>News Feed and Walls
>Uncheck the box that has a little wall post icon

finally got his wireless router to work after at least 5 restarts. I think it just wants me to know who's in charge.

thinks it's been too long

thinks it's been too long since he stayed up until 2AM.

Just call me Napmaster Kingbed.

Just call me Napmaster Kingbed.

needs to psych himself up

needs to psych himself up for even the smallest of homework assignments tonight.

just found out that totally

just found out that totally reputable seller from Amazon sent him "AP World History"; wondering if that's good or bad.

just finished "Down and Out

just finished "Down and Out in Paris and London." It wasn't great, but it wasn't bad.

has apparently angered the Facebook

has apparently angered the Facebook Gods.

Mes chausettes sont violet! Le

Mes chausettes sont violet! Le ciel s'echappe! J'ai douze oiseaux dans ma sac-a-dos! Ou enterrez-vous un tresor?

There are two competing philosophies;

There are two competing philosophies; go back and fix what you've made, or charge ahead and hope everyone forgets.

Finally got his Barrons AP

Finally got his Barrons AP Physics B study guide. Goodnight sweet Cutnell & Johnson Physics textbook.

is sitting around, trying to

is sitting around, trying to think of cool new statuses. Hey, some people don't understand the joys of content creation

is viewing your profile

is viewing your profile. http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?viewas=661417328

When the Table of Contents

When the Table of Contents for your Crime and Punishment Ultimate Notes is almost a page by itself, you're cooking.

Things sure are quiet at

Things sure are quiet at 4 in the morning.

thinks everyone should donate their old/extra cell phones

Connor Yoshio Smith thinks everyone should donate their old/extra cell phones to the Portland Women's Crisis Line to help victims of domestic abuse. Westview students can put usable/nonusable cell phones into a plastic bag, preferably with chargers, and deposit them into pink and brown containers in the Westview library. Non-westview students can give the cell phones to Camille and only Camille. Thanks! -Awareness to Action

Due to volatility, status changed.

Due to volatility, status changed. There.

What the heck? "Rip City"

What the heck? "Rip City" is Portland? Why does no one tell me these things?

got a one way ticket

got a one way ticket to Napville.

It finally happened; I reached

It finally happened; I reached the end of "The Making of the West."

DSM-V 2012

DSM-V 2012

"Biannual," Merrian-Webster's word of the

"Biannual," Merrian-Webster's word of the day. Yeah, that one's a real puzzler...

Sanajana's mom; number one threat

Sanajana's mom; number one threat to eclairs

Only 4 of my friends

Only 4 of my friends are fans of God? What's up with that?

As soon as I realized

As soon as I realized the birds outside had the same frequency as my phone's vibration, I considered solipsism.

Alarm, was it REALLY necessary

Alarm, was it REALLY necessary for me to leave that dream world behind?