''Oh, they did remake Tron. Why did they do that? I thought you were kidding.'' - My dad

Being in the dorm today kinda feels like being the last human on Earth. And, I'm kinda digging it.

So long as the rooftops brim with snow, the snow empire shall survive.

Oh how the dreams of youth become mere discarded curiosities of age.

Looked into the sky and saw the most perfect rainbow ever. I'd like to think this is what the double rainbow guy felt.

And now, after using it countless times while proving Thermodynamic identities, I finally understand how to prove the cyclic rule.

got an e-mail announcement from Dr. Levien and thought there weren't any equal signs, but no, "MER = Mars Exploration Rover project"

Even trippier than a frictionless world is a frictionless world covered with mats.

Pretty much found answers to Number 3 on the CBEE homework.

What's that? Don't like the new small Facebook font? Then look up ''Better Facebook,'' a browser extension for, well, better Facebook.

Say what you will about "friendship pages," but I think it's pretty classy how it automatically finds a picture the two people are tagged in and displays it.

I'm rubber, you're glue. If you stick with me, I'll stick with you.

I dare you guys to find a word that will be the same after being translated through a chain of 15 different languages.

Well, that was an interesting experiment. Apparently roughly seven of my friends will click on a shortened URL with no explanation.

Dear Facebook status lurker/commenter, I have a message for you: Hello.

Well, I guess it's about time to leave for my "Chemistry 440 Hour exam."

PChem and OChem may be opposites in terms of math, but studying for tests is the same; cram old tests until you know everything.

Wasn't it that chance at glory that kept me working through long cold nights, that chance for remembrance that kept me working past the dimming of the lights?

This year's McNary bikeroom makes me believe in Communism quite a bit less.

It is simultaneously both awesome and lame that I can get a Mew without having to go to some crazy Pokemon event.

Just after I bought something on Amazon, it recommended the payphrase, "Connor's Jovial Robbery."

There must be one heck of a heater concert coming up; mine's practicing.

So I just made a spreadsheet that translates something in English through a progression of 12 languages and back. Anyone want to test it out?

At first I thought my planner was silly for including a multiplication table, but it redeemed itself by including differentiation and integration rules.

My, how tragic. The one time I want to Facebook Chat with Kevin to test out the new chat system and he's actually offline.

Just realized the Westview planner has a multiplication table on the inside of its back cover.

Nothing like running a MATLAB script for more than an hour straight.

Is it me or do all my classes this term seem to be combining into one sprawling class?

Finally, a ''photo memory'' of something I actually did.

It's more than a little surreal to find out all those webcomics I read in middle school are finished.

Man room 438, you better turn down your ions.

Word for word, my daily horoscope: Secret enemies are working behind the scenes to make life difficult for you.

Man, those construction workers sure like their drilling. Is this payback for all those times I'd listen to the radio during a dental procedure?

Profound thought of the night: What if tree rings are the physical manifestation of a tree's memory? The tree's personal hard drive of their life, if you will.

Life is a book. The genre? Slice of life, of course.

Sometimes I wonder, is home the vacation from college, or is college the vacation from home?

You know you're good when typing things out is faster than copying and pasting.

Hey Facebook, I like my friends and all, but I really don't need to be peering into their lives with this "Recommended Photos" nonsense.

The other day I bought a Hasbro Shuffle Shaker. It was no great shakes.

FINALLY figured out the secret to custom ringtones on a Verizon phone. All you need to do is e-mail yourself a 128kbps mp3.

Man, listening to all this videogame music is quite a nostalgia trip.

You silly digi-destined, of course the mansion was too good to be true.

learned a new word today; "wasband."

couldn't help but laugh a little when he saw Barnes and Noble had plenty of copies of 'King Leopold's Ghost.'

Oh man, why did I not check Shirt.Woot today until now?

Apparently Restaurant City didn't like my pilgrimage to all my friends restaurants. All million of you.

Has anyone noticed that Facebook condenses 20 or so "all your friends and more have commented on this status" notifications into one? I approve this update.

After working with Lyx and LaTeX for so long, it's jarring to see an equation not written in Computer Modern.

Someone in my neighberhood is shooting off mortars. Without the context of the 4th of July they sound more powerful... and yet more melancholy.

Demoted to Extra: "If you look at life as a long-running show, this may wind up happening to your parents. At the beginning, they're very important characters, but gradually get less and less screen time as you grow up."

It's really telling about Super Hang On's difficulty that even if you know about the turbo button, the game doesn't get any easier.

Is it not ironic that humans fear loss, yet the loss of humanity would cure such a fear?

Made an Omegle Bot today that attempts to respond to everyone with anagrams of what they say.

Holy cow, a newly revealed Pokemon looks like a Luvdisc evolution. http://bit.ly/bZmEax

Did you know that... There are almost 4 times as many episodes of Pokemon as there are of Arthur, despite the fact that Arthur started a year earlier?

I pulled out of TV Trope's orbit... only to be sucked up by Everything2.

Is Facebook noting its ridiculously absent privacy settings for wall posts? Now I'm asked to catch up with old friends via message.

Fever dreams are the worst.

The only absolute is that there are no absolutes.

Always played on my Pandora radio station and I had to remind myself I wasn't playing Robot Unicorn Attack.

If the integral of an egg is a chicken and the deriviative of an egg is a chicken, then obviously a chicken is the sine function.

Using Stumbleupon with a powerpoint presenter is fun.

just had an awesome OMGPOP Pool run; 24 wins out of 28.

Weeding's a lot more fun when you use a machete.

sees a sign; "CANDLEROX." Is it "CANDLE ROX" or "CANDLER OX"?

got an Open Office error as he was closing an unwanted document. I have to say, that was by far the most convenient time for that to happen.

is looking forward to the day when we can officially comment on likes of comments of statuses. It's just a matter of time...

realized that he actually can't Google search "Google is down."

It's not every day you find a pda from 9 years ago that has the current time correct to within 20 minutes.

It's like a miracle... Main Squeeze has been restocked for the final day.

Well, it turns out I was underprepared for Organic Chemistry and overprepared for English. Which is tragic, because I spent all my time studying for chem.

And thus continues the carefully calculated nosedive to zero dining balance.

Ironically, putting your food at the top of a tilted table is an uphill battle.

found out that his Physics teacher posted a paragraph on deductive reasoning... in regards to homework due dates.

just got 4 pieces of bacon from McNary Dining.

Power is down for the Corvallis area, including OSU. Of course, if you can see this, you're probably not affected.

There's a certain joy to waking up early and catching the last fading glimpse of a sunrise that waking up to quadruple digits doesn't have.

Hey Facebook, if you're going to show me "photo memories," wouldn't it make sense to only show me ones I've been tagged in?

"Beautiful crystals are to an organic chemist what a home run is to a baseball player!"

now firmly believes that chicken friend steak is better than chicken fried chicken.

On two adjacent blocks I saw chalk advertisements for "Shirtless Hotties in the Quad 5/21" and "Snow in the Quad 5/21."

Looks like I'll be walking to my classes today. P.S. Anyone have a bike pump?

I logged into Myspace for the first time in maybe 6 months and I instantly got a friend request from a spambot.

And as I awoke from that dreamlike weekend, I wondered with a tinge of uncertainty if it had ever really happened.

Sometimes when you're biking up Snell Hill you need to make a choice between getting to the top and being able to walk the next day.

It's always fun to have other people's country music remind you of the days when you used KUPL as a wakeup radio station. Also, attack of the second person POV.

Now Facebook lets you know what friends comment on non-friend's statuses?

For a second there I thought Facebook was advertising someone for ASOSU senate. Now that would be a bit too relevant an ad.

The heaters are having a party and you're not invited. Just kidding; everyone's invited.

It's important in college to note the distinction between "due Friday" and "do Friday."

just calculated that one chocolate mini-donut, three of which weigh 50g and confer 220 kcal of energy, would have to be going about 7839 mph for U_k = U_chem.

Don't let anyone tell you otherwise, riding your bike in a heavy rain is fun.

basically removed all applications that end in a question mark.

just went to the OSU bookstore to get a new pen. On one of the test pads it had phrases like "Assemble like in figure 1" and "Perform distillation."

Apparently the boys and girl's bathroom's radios are tuned to the same station. It's surreal to hear a song start in one end and be continued at the other one.

Whew, those are some good grades.

is now ranked 149th in all time Robot Unicorn Attack highscores.

A birthday card from my grandmother... which I found a month and a half later. Maybe I should check my mail more often.

Did you know that: Both the word "Pokemon" and all individual species names are the same in the singular as well as the plural?

(summarized) e-mail I got from my history teacher: "I posted the study guide to Blackboard. Oh, and read that one entire novel you have for tomorrow. Kthxbai."

Extra Credit Matlab Assignment = Very Easy

Wikipedia now has a parenthesis category for internet celebrities.

Why is the last 10% of a battery the hardest to charge but the easiest to use?

The elevator is really a break from the world, a place where I can hear myself think. It sounds like the hum of the lighting.

"You cannot completely turn off recent activity stories anymore." Well Facebook, we seem to have reached an impasse.

Why is the "change language" box on the chat bar while "log off" is hidden in menus?

When my Quizdom asks me to press any button, I press "No."

just caught an editorial using sources.

likes how even though he wore a nametag that said "Pre-Chemical Engineering" at the career fair, people still asked if he was a graduating senior.

Everyone who wished me a happy birthday, you've been added to my calendar so I'll wish you a happy birthday too.

Facebook, why did you do this to us? You didn't even change anything, you just moved stuff around.

Oh yes! McNary Dining has starch utensils again!

Well, that's that. No more COE Scholarship or Honors College applications. Man, feels like applying to college all over again.

just programmed Matlab to sing the 100 bottles of beer on the wall song.

"Perhaps you are wondering what f(z)=sin z means when z is a complex variable. Your calculator knows. So should you. Stay tuned."

Classes? From 8 to 3? With a break for lunch? It's almost like highschool all over again.

finally finished reading "Microbes and Society."