''Oh, they did remake Tron. Why did they do that? I thought you were kidding.'' - My dad
Thursday, November 25, 2010
Being in the dorm today kinda feels like being the last human on Earth. And, I'm kinda digging it.
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
So long as the rooftops brim with snow, the snow empire shall survive.
Friday, November 19, 2010
Oh how the dreams of youth become mere discarded curiosities of age.
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Looked into the sky and saw the most perfect rainbow ever. I'd like to think this is what the double rainbow guy felt.
Thursday, November 11, 2010
And now, after using it countless times while proving Thermodynamic identities, I finally understand how to prove the cyclic rule.
Monday, November 8, 2010
got an e-mail announcement from Dr. Levien and thought there weren't any equal signs, but no, "MER = Mars Exploration Rover project"
Sunday, November 7, 2010
Even trippier than a frictionless world is a frictionless world covered with mats.
Thursday, November 4, 2010
Pretty much found answers to Number 3 on the CBEE homework.
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
What's that? Don't like the new small Facebook font? Then look up ''Better Facebook,'' a browser extension for, well, better Facebook.
Friday, October 29, 2010
Say what you will about "friendship pages," but I think it's pretty classy how it automatically finds a picture the two people are tagged in and displays it.
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
I'm rubber, you're glue. If you stick with me, I'll stick with you.
Monday, October 25, 2010
I dare you guys to find a word that will be the same after being translated through a chain of 15 different languages.
Saturday, October 23, 2010
Well, that was an interesting experiment. Apparently roughly seven of my friends will click on a shortened URL with no explanation.
Friday, October 22, 2010
Dear Facebook status lurker/commenter, I have a message for you: Hello.
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Well, I guess it's about time to leave for my "Chemistry 440 Hour exam."
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
PChem and OChem may be opposites in terms of math, but studying for tests is the same; cram old tests until you know everything.
Wasn't it that chance at glory that kept me working through long cold nights, that chance for remembrance that kept me working past the dimming of the lights?
Monday, October 18, 2010
This year's McNary bikeroom makes me believe in Communism quite a bit less.
Saturday, October 16, 2010
It is simultaneously both awesome and lame that I can get a Mew without having to go to some crazy Pokemon event.
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Just after I bought something on Amazon, it recommended the payphrase, "Connor's Jovial Robbery."
Monday, October 11, 2010
There must be one heck of a heater concert coming up; mine's practicing.
Friday, October 8, 2010
So I just made a spreadsheet that translates something in English through a progression of 12 languages and back. Anyone want to test it out?
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
At first I thought my planner was silly for including a multiplication table, but it redeemed itself by including differentiation and integration rules.
My, how tragic. The one time I want to Facebook Chat with Kevin to test out the new chat system and he's actually offline.
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Just realized the Westview planner has a multiplication table on the inside of its back cover.
Sunday, October 3, 2010
Nothing like running a MATLAB script for more than an hour straight.
Friday, October 1, 2010
Is it me or do all my classes this term seem to be combining into one sprawling class?
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Finally, a ''photo memory'' of something I actually did.
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
It's more than a little surreal to find out all those webcomics I read in middle school are finished.
Monday, September 27, 2010
Man room 438, you better turn down your ions.
Sunday, September 26, 2010
Word for word, my daily horoscope: Secret enemies are working behind the scenes to make life difficult for you.
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Man, those construction workers sure like their drilling. Is this payback for all those times I'd listen to the radio during a dental procedure?
Saturday, September 18, 2010
Profound thought of the night: What if tree rings are the physical manifestation of a tree's memory? The tree's personal hard drive of their life, if you will.
Life is a book. The genre? Slice of life, of course.
Friday, September 17, 2010
Sometimes I wonder, is home the vacation from college, or is college the vacation from home?
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
You know you're good when typing things out is faster than copying and pasting.
Hey Facebook, I like my friends and all, but I really don't need to be peering into their lives with this "Recommended Photos" nonsense.
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
The other day I bought a Hasbro Shuffle Shaker. It was no great shakes.
Monday, September 13, 2010
FINALLY figured out the secret to custom ringtones on a Verizon phone. All you need to do is e-mail yourself a 128kbps mp3.
Man, listening to all this videogame music is quite a nostalgia trip.
Saturday, September 11, 2010
You silly digi-destined, of course the mansion was too good to be true.
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
learned a new word today; "wasband."
couldn't help but laugh a little when he saw Barnes and Noble had plenty of copies of 'King Leopold's Ghost.'
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Oh man, why did I not check Shirt.Woot today until now?
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Apparently Restaurant City didn't like my pilgrimage to all my friends restaurants. All million of you.
Monday, August 30, 2010
Has anyone noticed that Facebook condenses 20 or so "all your friends and more have commented on this status" notifications into one? I approve this update.
Friday, August 27, 2010
After working with Lyx and LaTeX for so long, it's jarring to see an equation not written in Computer Modern.
Saturday, August 21, 2010
Someone in my neighberhood is shooting off mortars. Without the context of the 4th of July they sound more powerful... and yet more melancholy.
Monday, August 16, 2010
Demoted to Extra: "If you look at life as a long-running show, this may wind up happening to your parents. At the beginning, they're very important characters, but gradually get less and less screen time as you grow up."
Sunday, August 15, 2010
It's really telling about Super Hang On's difficulty that even if you know about the turbo button, the game doesn't get any easier.
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Is it not ironic that humans fear loss, yet the loss of humanity would cure such a fear?
Monday, August 2, 2010
Made an Omegle Bot today that attempts to respond to everyone with anagrams of what they say.
Thursday, July 22, 2010
Holy cow, a newly revealed Pokemon looks like a Luvdisc evolution. http://bit.ly/bZmEax
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Did you know that... There are almost 4 times as many episodes of Pokemon as there are of Arthur, despite the fact that Arthur started a year earlier?
Thursday, July 15, 2010
I pulled out of TV Trope's orbit... only to be sucked up by Everything2.
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Is Facebook noting its ridiculously absent privacy settings for wall posts? Now I'm asked to catch up with old friends via message.
Friday, July 9, 2010
Fever dreams are the worst.
Thursday, July 8, 2010
The only absolute is that there are no absolutes.
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Always played on my Pandora radio station and I had to remind myself I wasn't playing Robot Unicorn Attack.
Sunday, July 4, 2010
If the integral of an egg is a chicken and the deriviative of an egg is a chicken, then obviously a chicken is the sine function.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Using Stumbleupon with a powerpoint presenter is fun.
Saturday, June 26, 2010
just had an awesome OMGPOP Pool run; 24 wins out of 28.
Weeding's a lot more fun when you use a machete.
sees a sign; "CANDLEROX." Is it "CANDLE ROX" or "CANDLER OX"?
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
got an Open Office error as he was closing an unwanted document. I have to say, that was by far the most convenient time for that to happen.
Sunday, June 20, 2010
is looking forward to the day when we can officially comment on likes of comments of statuses. It's just a matter of time...
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
realized that he actually can't Google search "Google is down."
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
It's not every day you find a pda from 9 years ago that has the current time correct to within 20 minutes.
Friday, June 11, 2010
It's like a miracle... Main Squeeze has been restocked for the final day.
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Well, it turns out I was underprepared for Organic Chemistry and overprepared for English. Which is tragic, because I spent all my time studying for chem.
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
And thus continues the carefully calculated nosedive to zero dining balance.
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Ironically, putting your food at the top of a tilted table is an uphill battle.
Monday, May 31, 2010
found out that his Physics teacher posted a paragraph on deductive reasoning... in regards to homework due dates.
Sunday, May 23, 2010
just got 4 pieces of bacon from McNary Dining.
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Power is down for the Corvallis area, including OSU. Of course, if you can see this, you're probably not affected.
There's a certain joy to waking up early and catching the last fading glimpse of a sunrise that waking up to quadruple digits doesn't have.
Monday, May 17, 2010
Hey Facebook, if you're going to show me "photo memories," wouldn't it make sense to only show me ones I've been tagged in?
Sunday, May 16, 2010
"Beautiful crystals are to an organic chemist what a home run is to a baseball player!"
Thursday, May 13, 2010
now firmly believes that chicken friend steak is better than chicken fried chicken.
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
On two adjacent blocks I saw chalk advertisements for "Shirtless Hotties in the Quad 5/21" and "Snow in the Quad 5/21."
Looks like I'll be walking to my classes today. P.S. Anyone have a bike pump?
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
I logged into Myspace for the first time in maybe 6 months and I instantly got a friend request from a spambot.
Monday, May 10, 2010
And as I awoke from that dreamlike weekend, I wondered with a tinge of uncertainty if it had ever really happened.
Thursday, May 6, 2010
Sometimes when you're biking up Snell Hill you need to make a choice between getting to the top and being able to walk the next day.
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
It's always fun to have other people's country music remind you of the days when you used KUPL as a wakeup radio station. Also, attack of the second person POV.
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Now Facebook lets you know what friends comment on non-friend's statuses?
Monday, May 3, 2010
For a second there I thought Facebook was advertising someone for ASOSU senate. Now that would be a bit too relevant an ad.
The heaters are having a party and you're not invited. Just kidding; everyone's invited.
Thursday, April 29, 2010
It's important in college to note the distinction between "due Friday" and "do Friday."
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
just calculated that one chocolate mini-donut, three of which weigh 50g and confer 220 kcal of energy, would have to be going about 7839 mph for U_k = U_chem.
Monday, April 26, 2010
Don't let anyone tell you otherwise, riding your bike in a heavy rain is fun.
Friday, April 23, 2010
basically removed all applications that end in a question mark.
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
just went to the OSU bookstore to get a new pen. On one of the test pads it had phrases like "Assemble like in figure 1" and "Perform distillation."
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Apparently the boys and girl's bathroom's radios are tuned to the same station. It's surreal to hear a song start in one end and be continued at the other one.
Monday, March 22, 2010
Whew, those are some good grades.
Thursday, March 18, 2010
is now ranked 149th in all time Robot Unicorn Attack highscores.
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
A birthday card from my grandmother... which I found a month and a half later. Maybe I should check my mail more often.
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Did you know that: Both the word "Pokemon" and all individual species names are the same in the singular as well as the plural?
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
(summarized) e-mail I got from my history teacher: "I posted the study guide to Blackboard. Oh, and read that one entire novel you have for tomorrow. Kthxbai."
Friday, March 5, 2010
Extra Credit Matlab Assignment = Very Easy
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Wikipedia now has a parenthesis category for internet celebrities.
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Why is the last 10% of a battery the hardest to charge but the easiest to use?
Friday, February 26, 2010
The elevator is really a break from the world, a place where I can hear myself think. It sounds like the hum of the lighting.
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
"You cannot completely turn off recent activity stories anymore." Well Facebook, we seem to have reached an impasse.
Saturday, February 20, 2010
Why is the "change language" box on the chat bar while "log off" is hidden in menus?
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
When my Quizdom asks me to press any button, I press "No."
just caught an editorial using sources.
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
likes how even though he wore a nametag that said "Pre-Chemical Engineering" at the career fair, people still asked if he was a graduating senior.
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Everyone who wished me a happy birthday, you've been added to my calendar so I'll wish you a happy birthday too.
Monday, February 8, 2010
Facebook, why did you do this to us? You didn't even change anything, you just moved stuff around.
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Oh yes! McNary Dining has starch utensils again!
Sunday, January 31, 2010
Well, that's that. No more COE Scholarship or Honors College applications. Man, feels like applying to college all over again.
Sunday, January 10, 2010
just programmed Matlab to sing the 100 bottles of beer on the wall song.
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
"Perhaps you are wondering what f(z)=sin z means when z is a complex variable. Your calculator knows. So should you. Stay tuned."
Monday, January 4, 2010
Classes? From 8 to 3? With a break for lunch? It's almost like highschool all over again.