found out that his Physics teacher posted a paragraph on deductive reasoning... in regards to homework due dates.

just got 4 pieces of bacon from McNary Dining.

Power is down for the Corvallis area, including OSU. Of course, if you can see this, you're probably not affected.

There's a certain joy to waking up early and catching the last fading glimpse of a sunrise that waking up to quadruple digits doesn't have.

Hey Facebook, if you're going to show me "photo memories," wouldn't it make sense to only show me ones I've been tagged in?

"Beautiful crystals are to an organic chemist what a home run is to a baseball player!"

now firmly believes that chicken friend steak is better than chicken fried chicken.

On two adjacent blocks I saw chalk advertisements for "Shirtless Hotties in the Quad 5/21" and "Snow in the Quad 5/21."

Looks like I'll be walking to my classes today. P.S. Anyone have a bike pump?

I logged into Myspace for the first time in maybe 6 months and I instantly got a friend request from a spambot.

And as I awoke from that dreamlike weekend, I wondered with a tinge of uncertainty if it had ever really happened.

Sometimes when you're biking up Snell Hill you need to make a choice between getting to the top and being able to walk the next day.

It's always fun to have other people's country music remind you of the days when you used KUPL as a wakeup radio station. Also, attack of the second person POV.

Now Facebook lets you know what friends comment on non-friend's statuses?

For a second there I thought Facebook was advertising someone for ASOSU senate. Now that would be a bit too relevant an ad.

The heaters are having a party and you're not invited. Just kidding; everyone's invited.

It's important in college to note the distinction between "due Friday" and "do Friday."

just calculated that one chocolate mini-donut, three of which weigh 50g and confer 220 kcal of energy, would have to be going about 7839 mph for U_k = U_chem.

Don't let anyone tell you otherwise, riding your bike in a heavy rain is fun.

basically removed all applications that end in a question mark.

just went to the OSU bookstore to get a new pen. On one of the test pads it had phrases like "Assemble like in figure 1" and "Perform distillation."

Apparently the boys and girl's bathroom's radios are tuned to the same station. It's surreal to hear a song start in one end and be continued at the other one.

Whew, those are some good grades.

is now ranked 149th in all time Robot Unicorn Attack highscores.

A birthday card from my grandmother... which I found a month and a half later. Maybe I should check my mail more often.

Did you know that: Both the word "Pokemon" and all individual species names are the same in the singular as well as the plural?

(summarized) e-mail I got from my history teacher: "I posted the study guide to Blackboard. Oh, and read that one entire novel you have for tomorrow. Kthxbai."

Extra Credit Matlab Assignment = Very Easy

Wikipedia now has a parenthesis category for internet celebrities.

Why is the last 10% of a battery the hardest to charge but the easiest to use?

The elevator is really a break from the world, a place where I can hear myself think. It sounds like the hum of the lighting.

"You cannot completely turn off recent activity stories anymore." Well Facebook, we seem to have reached an impasse.

Why is the "change language" box on the chat bar while "log off" is hidden in menus?

When my Quizdom asks me to press any button, I press "No."

just caught an editorial using sources.

likes how even though he wore a nametag that said "Pre-Chemical Engineering" at the career fair, people still asked if he was a graduating senior.

Everyone who wished me a happy birthday, you've been added to my calendar so I'll wish you a happy birthday too.

Facebook, why did you do this to us? You didn't even change anything, you just moved stuff around.

Oh yes! McNary Dining has starch utensils again!

Well, that's that. No more COE Scholarship or Honors College applications. Man, feels like applying to college all over again.

just programmed Matlab to sing the 100 bottles of beer on the wall song.

"Perhaps you are wondering what f(z)=sin z means when z is a complex variable. Your calculator knows. So should you. Stay tuned."

Classes? From 8 to 3? With a break for lunch? It's almost like highschool all over again.

finally finished reading "Microbes and Society."

Somehow Facebook managed to turn my wall post into a status; significantly less fun when it happens to you.

is amazed and thankful for how much vector calc Mr. Warner was able to sneak into AP Calc.

guesses that the floor 6 soap dispenser isn't even trying now; there isn't even a bag in there now.

totally just caught his former AP Psych book being referenced in his current Health book.

is officially headed back to Corvallis.

is officially heading home.