I'm rubber, you're glue. If you stick with me, I'll stick with you.

I dare you guys to find a word that will be the same after being translated through a chain of 15 different languages.

Well, that was an interesting experiment. Apparently roughly seven of my friends will click on a shortened URL with no explanation.

Dear Facebook status lurker/commenter, I have a message for you: Hello.

Well, I guess it's about time to leave for my "Chemistry 440 Hour exam."

PChem and OChem may be opposites in terms of math, but studying for tests is the same; cram old tests until you know everything.

Wasn't it that chance at glory that kept me working through long cold nights, that chance for remembrance that kept me working past the dimming of the lights?

This year's McNary bikeroom makes me believe in Communism quite a bit less.

It is simultaneously both awesome and lame that I can get a Mew without having to go to some crazy Pokemon event.

Just after I bought something on Amazon, it recommended the payphrase, "Connor's Jovial Robbery."

There must be one heck of a heater concert coming up; mine's practicing.

So I just made a spreadsheet that translates something in English through a progression of 12 languages and back. Anyone want to test it out?

At first I thought my planner was silly for including a multiplication table, but it redeemed itself by including differentiation and integration rules.

My, how tragic. The one time I want to Facebook Chat with Kevin to test out the new chat system and he's actually offline.

Just realized the Westview planner has a multiplication table on the inside of its back cover.

Nothing like running a MATLAB script for more than an hour straight.

Is it me or do all my classes this term seem to be combining into one sprawling class?

Finally, a ''photo memory'' of something I actually did.

It's more than a little surreal to find out all those webcomics I read in middle school are finished.

Man room 438, you better turn down your ions.

Word for word, my daily horoscope: Secret enemies are working behind the scenes to make life difficult for you.

Man, those construction workers sure like their drilling. Is this payback for all those times I'd listen to the radio during a dental procedure?

Profound thought of the night: What if tree rings are the physical manifestation of a tree's memory? The tree's personal hard drive of their life, if you will.

Life is a book. The genre? Slice of life, of course.

Sometimes I wonder, is home the vacation from college, or is college the vacation from home?

You know you're good when typing things out is faster than copying and pasting.

Hey Facebook, I like my friends and all, but I really don't need to be peering into their lives with this "Recommended Photos" nonsense.

The other day I bought a Hasbro Shuffle Shaker. It was no great shakes.

FINALLY figured out the secret to custom ringtones on a Verizon phone. All you need to do is e-mail yourself a 128kbps mp3.

Man, listening to all this videogame music is quite a nostalgia trip.

You silly digi-destined, of course the mansion was too good to be true.

learned a new word today; "wasband."

couldn't help but laugh a little when he saw Barnes and Noble had plenty of copies of 'King Leopold's Ghost.'

Oh man, why did I not check Shirt.Woot today until now?

Apparently Restaurant City didn't like my pilgrimage to all my friends restaurants. All million of you.

Has anyone noticed that Facebook condenses 20 or so "all your friends and more have commented on this status" notifications into one? I approve this update.

After working with Lyx and LaTeX for so long, it's jarring to see an equation not written in Computer Modern.

Someone in my neighberhood is shooting off mortars. Without the context of the 4th of July they sound more powerful... and yet more melancholy.

Demoted to Extra: "If you look at life as a long-running show, this may wind up happening to your parents. At the beginning, they're very important characters, but gradually get less and less screen time as you grow up."

It's really telling about Super Hang On's difficulty that even if you know about the turbo button, the game doesn't get any easier.

Is it not ironic that humans fear loss, yet the loss of humanity would cure such a fear?

Made an Omegle Bot today that attempts to respond to everyone with anagrams of what they say.

Holy cow, a newly revealed Pokemon looks like a Luvdisc evolution. http://bit.ly/bZmEax

Did you know that... There are almost 4 times as many episodes of Pokemon as there are of Arthur, despite the fact that Arthur started a year earlier?

I pulled out of TV Trope's orbit... only to be sucked up by Everything2.

Is Facebook noting its ridiculously absent privacy settings for wall posts? Now I'm asked to catch up with old friends via message.

Fever dreams are the worst.

The only absolute is that there are no absolutes.

Always played on my Pandora radio station and I had to remind myself I wasn't playing Robot Unicorn Attack.

If the integral of an egg is a chicken and the deriviative of an egg is a chicken, then obviously a chicken is the sine function.